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Roasted modesty

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They say
If flabby breast  take over pointed breast
What a flabby world, we 'd live in
When a beardy jaw takes over a smooth jaw
What a beardy world we 'd live in
When the old hags take over the young
What a haggard world it 'd be

Woooooooo! The sinister wind blows
The red anus of the chicken opens
Layers of buried emerging faeces unfolds
The ancient turn in their graves
The smell of even juvenile fart crumbles the airways

Tiny ankles tied with anklets
Fig-like limbs adorned with trinkling trinkets
Clothed naked bodies parading madness
When modesty is roasted
Charred remains of sanity is for breakfast

Loosely hanged trousers on black toned buttocks
Cursed is clothing
Blessed is nakedness
Upon the accursed firestand
We roast chopped barbecue modesty
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